College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
I just scrolled past a picture of Lana Del Rey while my dad was staring at my computer screen and he asked who took such a nice picture of me…my dad rarely says nice things to me so I’ll take that as a compliment!
-roommate knocks multiple times at my door-
-says something important and apologizes for bothering me-
kath: hey i’m sorry for bothering, were you sleeping?
what i say: yeah, no it’s ok. sorry it took me a while to hear you knocking.
what i really mean: I WAS MASTURBATING YOU BITCH GET THE HELL OUT WHAT THE FUCK